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think Princess Crepe gave that warning sincerely but just couldn’t resist winding up Nozomi at the same time just for a few last yucks.

Many unnecessarily complex romance plots could be resolved with that simple and direct honesty.

Now Princess Crepe probably feels awkward and guilty Cure Dream is trying to save her so selflessly since the former often proudly and at times passive aggressively declares Coco to be hers.

When you walk up to help someone, and accidentally scare them in the process.

I’m sure there are school rules against interviewing teachers too aggressively but Masuko of course would ignore them and Coco would be too nice to scold her.

Y’know, I can’t help but notice this play for romance drama focuses mostly on Milk and Princess Crepe’s reactions. Nozomi is usually in the background looking annoyed or seems pretty chill when these situations come up. Guess she’s confident her growing relationship with Coco wasn’t threatened, I guess?

The pro-life movement in a nutshell

nevermindtheb0ll0cks:

*scares women into not having an abortion with non-factual information*

*then judges women for being teenage mum/single mums*

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juudisu:

asian:

i just saw a woman pull food stamps out of her louis vuitton purse to pay for her groceries

but that’s none of my business

You’re damn fucking right it isn’t, you little shit.

caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

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[This is kind of embarrassing, but whenever I’m having anxiety about something I imagine Tuvok giving me a logical pep talk and telling me to focus my mind and it helps to calm me down.]

This is not embarrassing; this is a GREAT IDEA.

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[This is kind of embarrassing, but whenever I’m having anxiety about something I imagine Tuvok giving me a logical pep talk and telling me to focus my mind and it helps to calm me down.]

This is not embarrassing; this is a GREAT IDEA.

Instead of gross asylum AUs, have you considered disabled!AUs like

astrakiseki:

A special ed program AU?  If it’s set in a high school, you get to also work with school AUs and not to mention, not all disabled students are in programs that baby them.  There’s even some school districts with programs explicitly for students with a wide variety of disabilities!  (I should know, I attended one from age 11 to age 17.)   Adaptive technology is awesome and really fun to geek out on.

Support group AU?  Addiction is a disability as well, and having support networks allows both for how you can introduce characters to each other and for how to help people communicate.  Or cause drama.  You’ve seen groups act.

A veterans AU?  People discharged from service, allowing for well, angst and comfort fic as they deal with PTSD and readapting to a world that is far different than what they were used to.  THIS IS CANON FOR MARVEL AND ANY SUPERHERO UNIVERSE.

Special Olympics/Paralympics AU?  Or wheelchair sports.  (They are really neat!)  Come on, sports.  Showers.  Getting to bitch about equipment.  Travel to the events.  And know that with athletes in Special Olympics, ADHD and being autistic do count.  (They are developmental disabilities!) For the love of everything bright and shining, do not go for inspiration porn, it’s disgusting and creepy too. 

Activist AU?  Politics and rallies and standing up for yourself and others, and who knows?  Maybe you’ll get to learn what you can do to help!  Why let the Les Mis fandom have all of the fun?

ALL OF THEM?  Any AU can easily slide disability into the mix, by a simple acknowledgement of a character having anxiety or PTSD or being autistic or deaf or needing a brace or a cane.  If you really can’t decide on a disability, you can provide more than one.  Most of them aren’t mutually exclusive.  Comorbidities are a thing and research is your friiiiiend.

Canon? Disability exists in reality and we’re not all locked up in some institution.  And we’d appreciate it if you remembered that and didn’t try to use us as a vehicle for that sort of creepy thing.  And that goes for the ‘it’s all in their head’ AU too!  YOU HAVE THESE BIG SHINY UNIVERSES, WHY WOULD YOU TRY TO USE MENTAL ILLNESS TO ERASE THEM?!

AND YOU’RE NOT EVEN USING THE DAMN ILLNESSES RIGHT.

Sh*t. SH*T!

Look what your plan wrought, Touma, Masaru’s now pulling a Taichi and Takato!

:( Though these two argue like their partners, it’s saddening seeing ShineGreymon completely lose faith in one of his closest Digimon friends who battled with as much justice in his heart.

ShineGreymon might be disgusted with MirageGaogamon seemingly to faithfully go with Touma’s apparent betrayal but it makes me wonder how the former would react if Masaru started acting out of character. I would think he would protest more.

Either Masaru saw Touma and Gaomon out of the corner of his eye, or he had been sneaked up on enough during fights he could tell when someone is close by.

Kurata uses the same words used against any resistance moment during a time of great injustice, as though they could be as bad as anything Kurata is doing right now.

Piss off, you jerk.