Dave The Analyzer's Fanfics

jasontoddwashere:

dickgrayzon:

How to spot a fake geek guy:

  • says robin is useless
  • says aquaman is useless
  • worships batman bc batman is invincible
  • doesn’t “understand” superman because he’s not relatable or interesting
  • makes “hero vs hero” posts
  • probably smells like axe

inonibird:

katwylder:

novacattrueborn:

saltwaterandink:

quicksandbuddy:

Egyptian mythology is best mythology

ISIS
NO

ROTFL

So, this looks like something for inonibird

Aaaaand after browsing a few random strips, this looks like a comic I need to check out in general~ ouo

inonibird:

katwylder:

novacattrueborn:

saltwaterandink:

quicksandbuddy:

Egyptian mythology is best mythology

ISIS

NO

ROTFL

So, this looks like something for inonibird

Aaaaand after browsing a few random strips, this looks like a comic I need to check out in general~ ouo

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

thinksquad:

Police officers in Ferguson, Missouri, have begun wearing body cameras after weeks of unrest over the shooting death of an unarmed black teen by a white officer and sharply differing accounts of the incident, officials said on Sunday.
Michael Brown, 18, was shot multiple times by Ferguson Police Officer Darren Wilson on Aug. 9, sparking nearly three weeks of angry protests in the St. Louis suburb and drawing global attention to race relations in the United States.
Law enforcement and witnesses gave differing accounts of what transpired before Brown was shot, with police saying the teen had struggled with the officer. Witnesses say Brown held up his hands and was surrendering when he was shot multiple times in the head and chest.
The discrepancy has revived calls for officers across the county to be outfitted with body cameras to help capture an accurate record of police-involved incidents.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/09/01/us-usa-missouri-shooting-idUSKBN0GW13M20140901

thinksquad:

Police officers in Ferguson, Missouri, have begun wearing body cameras after weeks of unrest over the shooting death of an unarmed black teen by a white officer and sharply differing accounts of the incident, officials said on Sunday.

Michael Brown, 18, was shot multiple times by Ferguson Police Officer Darren Wilson on Aug. 9, sparking nearly three weeks of angry protests in the St. Louis suburb and drawing global attention to race relations in the United States.

Law enforcement and witnesses gave differing accounts of what transpired before Brown was shot, with police saying the teen had struggled with the officer. Witnesses say Brown held up his hands and was surrendering when he was shot multiple times in the head and chest.

The discrepancy has revived calls for officers across the county to be outfitted with body cameras to help capture an accurate record of police-involved incidents.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/09/01/us-usa-missouri-shooting-idUSKBN0GW13M20140901

alexandraya:

superwholockey:

tanzanator:

bookworm-for-life:



Limits of the Human Body by Soda Pop Avenue


I am a writer I say as I reblog this

i am an a R TIST

FUCK THIS I’M A MURDERER

Let’s be honest, I’m a serial killer.

alexandraya:

superwholockey:

tanzanator:

bookworm-for-life:

Limits of the Human Body by Soda Pop Avenue

I am a writer I say as I reblog this

i am an a R TIST

FUCK THIS I’M A MURDERER

Let’s be honest, I’m a serial killer.

scienceyoucanlove:

Tony Hansberry II was a ninth-grader. The new sewing technique he has developed helps to to reduce the risk of complications and simplifies the hysterectomy procedure for less seasoned surgeons.His goal is to attend medical school and become a neurosurgeon. For Tony, it all began in school. He attends Darnell-Cookman School of the Medical Arts, a medical magnet school for middle and high schoolstudents. As part of its integrated medical curriculum, students receive medical instruction, but are also exposed to medical professionals who demonstrate advanced surgical techniques with specialized equipment. His lead medical teacher, Angela TenBroeck, told the Florida Times-Union that Hansberry is a typical student, but is way ahead of his classmates when it comes to surgical skills “I would put him up against a first year medical student. He is an outstanding young man,” she said.During his summer break, Tony volunteered at the University of Florida’s Center for Simulation Education and Safety Research (CSESaR) at Shands Jacksonville Hospital. He was supervised by Dr. Brent Siebel, a urogynecologist, and Bruce Nappi, the administrative director. Together they worked with Tony exploring the mannequins and simulation equipment that physicians and nurses use in training. He became quite interested in invasive surgery and using laparoscopic instruments. As the story goes, one day an obstetrics and gynecology professor asked the group to help him figure out why no one was using a particular surgical device, called an endostitch for hysterectomy suturing procedures. This long medical device has clamps on the end, but Tony used the instrument in a new way allowing for vertical suturing, instead of the traditional horizontal method. After two days, Tony had perfected and tested his new technique. He soon developed a science fair project comparing the suturing times of the vertical endostitch closures vs the horizontal closures using a conventional needle driver instrument.His results showed he was able to stitch three times faster using this new method. Use of this inventive technique may lead to shorter surgical times and improved patient treatment. Found on http://www.oshpd.ca.gov/

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Neurons want food

scienceyoucanlove:

Tony Hansberry II was a ninth-grader. The new sewing technique he has developed helps to to reduce the risk of complications and simplifies the hysterectomy procedure for less seasoned surgeons.

His goal is to attend medical school and become a neurosurgeon. For Tony, it all began in school. He attends Darnell-Cookman School of the Medical Arts, a medical magnet school for middle and high schoolstudents. As part of its integrated medical curriculum, students receive medical instruction, but are also exposed to medical professionals who demonstrate advanced surgical techniques with specialized equipment. His lead medical teacher, Angela TenBroeck, told the Florida Times-Union that Hansberry is a typical student, but is way ahead of his classmates when it comes to surgical skills “I would put him up against a first year medical student. He is an outstanding young man,” she said.

During his summer break, Tony volunteered at the University of Florida’s Center for Simulation Education and Safety Research (CSESaR) at Shands Jacksonville Hospital. He was supervised by Dr. Brent Siebel, a urogynecologist, and Bruce Nappi, the administrative director. Together they worked with Tony exploring the mannequins and simulation equipment that physicians and nurses use in training. He became quite interested in invasive surgery and using laparoscopic instruments. As the story goes, one day an obstetrics and gynecology professor asked the group to help him figure out why no one was using a particular surgical device, called an endostitch for hysterectomy suturing procedures. This long medical device has clamps on the end, but Tony used the instrument in a new way allowing for vertical suturing, instead of the traditional horizontal method. After two days, Tony had perfected and tested his new technique. He soon developed a science fair project comparing the suturing times of the vertical endostitch closures vs the horizontal closures using a conventional needle driver instrument.

His results showed he was able to stitch three times faster using this new method. Use of this inventive technique may lead to shorter surgical times and improved patient treatment. 

Found on http://www.oshpd.ca.gov/
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Neurons want food

youknowyouareasurvivorwhen:

Only a survivor understands the simultaneous desire to die and relentless will to live.

shut-up-im-superman:

"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"

well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me

tamarindinstitute:

Born in Ife, Nigeria, Odutola participated in the 2012 project AFRO: Black Identity in America and Brazil at Tamarind. She produced five lithographs that reflect on the complexities of racial identity. Selected for the prestigious Elizabeth Foundation for the Arts Studio program, Odutola currently lives and works in New York City. This week she is at Tamarind doing her second residency. For more information on Toyin Odutola, visit toyinodutola.com
I’m looking for that in-between state in an individual where the overarching definition is lost. Skin as geography is the terrain I expand by emphasizing the specificity of blackness, where an individual’s subjectivity, various realities and experiences can be drawn onto the diverse topography of the epidermis.            -Artist’s statement
If you’re unable to attend the talk at Tamarind in person, click the link below to join from your computer: TOYIN ODUTOLA STREAMING LIVE FROM TAMARIND INSTITUTE
(Sponsored by Tamarind Institute, the UNM College of Fine Arts, Department of Art and Art History, and the UNM Art Museum)

tamarindinstitute:

Born in Ife, Nigeria, Odutola participated in the 2012 project AFRO: Black Identity in America and Brazil at Tamarind. She produced five lithographs that reflect on the complexities of racial identity. Selected for the prestigious Elizabeth Foundation for the Arts Studio program, Odutola currently lives and works in New York City. This week she is at Tamarind doing her second residency. For more information on Toyin Odutola, visit toyinodutola.com

I’m looking for that in-between state in an individual where the overarching definition is lost. Skin as geography is the terrain I expand by emphasizing the specificity of blackness, where an individual’s subjectivity, various realities and experiences can be drawn onto the diverse topography of the epidermis.            -Artist’s statement

If you’re unable to attend the talk at Tamarind in person, click the link below to join from your computer: TOYIN ODUTOLA STREAMING LIVE FROM TAMARIND INSTITUTE

(Sponsored by Tamarind Institute, the UNM College of Fine Arts, Department of Art and Art History, and the UNM Art Museum)

shut-up-im-superman:

"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"

well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me

i-think-i-thought-i-saw-you-try:

adrians1:

adrians1:

a friend came round to help me revise and forgot to log out of her facebook on my laptop so I’ve spent the last 20 minutes devoting her facebook to trains.

I’ve also got the middle name “ILikeTrains” pending and have joined 50 “I love trains” groups.

UPDATE: 

TODAY BETH RECEIVED THIS LETTER FROM A TRAINSPOTTING ORGANISATION. THIS FRAPE IS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL THING I’VE DONE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

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how can this person even say no friends of trains has a thriving gift shop

p1unk:

oftentimes women might smile at cat-callers out of nervousness or pure fear because they know that if they react negatively that guy could get way scarier and even violent

it’s not a “wow i’m so flattered” smile it’s literally a “please don’t follow me home and murder me after this” smile

WANTED: WordPress Web Designer

dynamicafrica:

Hey guys!

Currently working on launching a website for Dynamic Africa and I’m looking for someone with experience in setting up WordPress based websites.

If that’s you, please send me an email with links to your work/projects at dynamicafricablog@gmail.com.

Please include the title of this post and address the email to me, Funke.

Thanks!

As a blogger with posts tagged "ableism" how could you call Toph "disabled"? FWI that IN ITSELF is pure ableism. Please understand this: Toph is not a "disabled" heroine, she is a heroine living with a disability. Calling individuals living with disabilities "disabled" is both offensive and incorrect. I mean come on, Toph is more "able" than either of us will ever be and she (along with people everywhere living with disabilities) deserve so much better.
Anonymous

silversarcasm:

ohmygodohmyfuckinggod

there is nothing offensive about the word disabled, it is how we identify and i am proud to be disabled

person first language separates us from our disability, acts like disability is something passive we carry with us rather than something society does to us and honestly if you can;t see how we’re human when we call ourselves disabled, you’re the problem

yes we do deserve better, better than people like you coming and ablesplaining to us